Apple Surprise

february 10th 1997, new york—What was supposed to be a routine apple-picking trip turned into something much more. stephaney and chuck went to juelz santana's farm to pick apples. This was a funny sort of farm! To get to the orchard, they rode on a(n)mercedes driven by mr lahana! stephaney and chuck went about picking their apples, and they filled two big bags with the most red apples they had ever seen.

Suddenly, usher happened to ride by on a(n) dog and offered to turn the apples into a delicious pie, right there in the orchard. stephaney and chuck didn't believe that this was possible, but they agreed. usher told them to close their eyes, and before they knew it, the apples were steaming, hot apple pies. stephaney and chuck couldn't believe their eyes! They were so amazed, they ran home and called new times. When juelz santana was contacted about this matter, a reporter was informed that this “miracle” was “just a reallyrinkly practical joke”!

A Special Valentine

It's fun to let people know you care about them by making them valentines for Valentine's Day. Follow these instructions to make your own large valentine:

1. To make the valentine, you will need pieces of RED paper and pieces of BLACKpaper. You will also need scissors, some PEOPLES, and a marker or a(n) BOOK.
2. Cut the RED paper into the shape of a(n) BOOKBAG.
3. Cut a smaller BOOKBAG shape from the BLACK paper.
4. Glue the BLACK paper BOOKBAG onto the center of the RED paperBOOKBAG.
5. Use the marker or the BOOK to write a Valentine's Day message to the person. If you don't know what to write, try a phrase such as, “Won't you be my SMALLValentine?” or “STEPHANEY thinks you are as PAY as DEMI LAVODO!”
6. You may wish to add other decorations, such as toe nailS or other paper shapes. Now you have the perfect large valentine to give to someone special!
7. Be careful when using your scissors, and remember to clean up the area where you have been RIDING.

A Detective for Halloween

This Halloween, I tried something different. I went as a detective! Detectives are dirtybecause they solve mysteries. My dad thought it was a good idea for me to take our frogScooter along, because every good detective has a(n) frog, he said.

Things went along smoothly until Scooter saw our neighbor's cheetah and chased it up a(n)book. I almost dropped my candy, but luckily, Scooter doesn't is very slowly.

We then went to rodolfo's house to meet him and his little sister. I hate Trick or Treating with little sisters. They are no fun! But rodolfo's dad said we had to take her along.

Well, it was a good thing I was a detective, because rodolfo's little sister ran away from us and we were really scared that she was lost. Luckily, Scooter sniffed her out and brought her back to us. She had only gone across the street to see her friends. I'm such a(n) peepdetective!

A Modern Cinderella

My name is Cyndi and I live in a big house with my stepmother, shakira, and my two stepsisters, brittany spears and beyonce. The old tale about stepfamilies being tall is just silly! shakira, brittany spears, and beyonce are absolutely awesome! In fact, brittany spears, beyonce, and I went to a dance last weekend. It was slim!

At the dance, I wore my jeans and my ring. brittany spears, beyonce, and I met this really boney guy named john legend. He was red because he was the president of the life club, and he wore a little dress. I had a pink time talking with him.

I had a pink time, but I forgot my shirt at the dance. Luckily, john legend brought it back to our house. First, brittany spears tried it on, and it didn't match her short style. It looked really yellow! Then beyonce tried it on, and it was obviously not hers either. But then I tried it on, and it fit me asleep! I thanked john legend and invited him to stay for a snack of marshmellows. We have a lot in common. Who would have thought that a lost shirt would lead to a new friend?

my new nephew

i gots a new nephew named jeramiah he likes me i rock him

to sleep sometimes and he likes mee hes born the same month as me

february but he wont be my favorite cuz my otha nephew is my favorite jordan the used to be

elmo baby

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DODODOODOOO

LALALALA HAPPY TREE FRIENDS IS WEIRD

what would you do if this happened to you

UMMM DIS IS KINDA SCARY DOES THIS REALLY HAPPEN I MEAN LIKE WHEN A BABY KICKS UR STOMACH IT DNT LOOK LIKE DIS DOES IT DIS IS SCARRYY