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Friday, December 11, 2009

alien

Alien: Hello Earthling. Thank you for conversing with me.

You:your welcome

Alien: May I ask you a few questions?

You: Of course!

Alien: I have never been to earth before, can you tell me a little bit about it? What are some beautiful and interesting places I should visit?

You:sure why not how about the museum or the ocean

Alien: What is your planet like?

You:its a very nice planet to me but something you just don't like like when people smoke around you nobody wants to breath in smoke

Alien: You humans seem like you’re very angry with each other. I watched people walk down the street and most people didnt even look at each other! Why is that?

You:because we don't no who they are so we don't talk to them

Alien: What’s it like on your planet when you walk around?

You:sometimes people may just stare at you

Alien: Why does your home country go to war with other countries?

You:because they have some kinds of problems with each other

Alien: It seems to me that what you call “marshmallows” are the best thing to eat on your planet. Why do you not eat these every day?

You:well they taste very good that's why.

Alien: What do you eat on your planet?

You:well we need to survive so we eat food like rice and beans

Alien: It seems to me that you do not treat earth very well. I see people throwing their trash on the ground, cutting down forests, and burning dirty coal to make electricity. Why do humans not care about earth? Is anyone doing anything about it?

You:that's a very interesting question what you call it is pollution we try not to pollute but people just don't listen.

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